Majestic I stand
Gazing towards a dying sun
Embrace the moment

I just crapped my pants
I'm captain of Uranus
Live life with gusto

Dreams of peace now gone
Like the moon waxes and wanes
I'm such a cliche

Exhausted, he rests
You insipid little jerk
I murdered for you

I am your new friend
Sent down from heaven above
Where's my goddam droid?

I'm such a cliche
But I am a mighty king
George Washington cried

A long time has passed
But hmm... I have a secret
Look at my flesh mit

My revolution
I asked the guy in the stall
Give me one more chance

Heaven's gift to man
More 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'
Oh damn I want you

I'm so out of touch
Valhalla, I am coming!
A blaze of glory

Like a new born babe
Sometimes it's here, then it's gone
Pardon my loincloth

Spirit of the night
How much cocaine did you smoke?
I am your new friend

I touched myself good
Release me from my body
I'm playing a game

Here's a female goat
We can have fun together
Happiness is here

Where's my goddam droid?
You insipid little jerk
Playing hide and seek

Once in a while
In a role reversal game
You are a loser

Here's a female goat
Sometimes it's here, then it's gone
Do not dismiss it

Snow-white gushing foam
I can hardly contain it
Are you feelin that?

Basking in the warmth
Protecting the innocent
The secret wizard